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December 2010

A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

venussxd:

itskaiii:

jayykidd:


Mind blown.

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Which is also why on the bottom of guys balls there’s a seam; because that’s where the vagina lips connected, also why guys have nipples. Because we are/were at all point girls.

… OH MY GOD.

I learned this in Bio. :3

Dec 30, 20101,978 notes
Why are black people so tall?

xxxjessicaa:

xchristeezy:

Because, their knee grows!

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You see what I did there? LOL.

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that’s just wrong -.-

Dec 30, 201067 notes
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Dec 29, 201038,013 notes
Day 29: Your opinions on the television show Glee.

I like some of the songs they sing.

Dec 29, 2010
Day 28: Your first celebrity crush.

Justin Bieber…

Dec 28, 2010
Day 27: List three favorite girl names, three favorite boy names, and your three favorite names for a pet.

Girl:

  • I
  • don’t
  • know

Boy:

  • I
  • don’t
  • know

Pet names:

  • I
  • don’t 
  • know
Dec 28, 2010
Day 26: Name one place you would love to visit someday.

Well, I have a few.

  • Japan
  • France
  • Malaysia
  • China
  • Hawaii

LOL, yeah.

Dec 28, 2010
Dec 26, 201085 notes
If the girl cries over a relationship, it's normal. When a guy cries, that's some serious shit.

neilb4mexd:

real fuckin talk

Dec 26, 20107,606 notes
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Dec 26, 20104,225 notes
Just stopping by to say Merry Christmas :D Hope you have a great day Prat! (: We still need to meet qurl.

Merry Christmas to you too Rose! :D YES, we do need to meet quuurrrrlllll. (:

Dec 25, 2010
Dec 25, 2010
#ILY<333 #Thank you bro! #Ignore my facial expression.
Just stopping by to say Merry Christmas :D Hope you have a great day Prat! (: We still need to meet qurl.

Merry Christmas to you too Rose! :D YES, we do need to meet quuurrrrlllll. (:

Dec 25, 2010
why do you waste your time making those gifs?

U MAD?

Dec 25, 2010
why do you waste your time making those gifs?

U MAD?

Dec 25, 2010
MERRY CHRISTMASS ! & thanks for following (:

You greeting me? AWW, thank you! <3 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO! Go sleeeeppp ;D

Dec 25, 2010
MERRY CHRISTMASS ! & thanks for following (:

You greeting me? AWW, thank you! <3 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO! Go sleeeeppp ;D

Dec 25, 2010
Day 25: Tell us about the last book you read (for leisure or for school)

The Color Purple was the last book I read. It’s a weird book, pretty interesting, kinda hard to read since mostly all of the words are misspelled, but there’s a reason for that. Gotta read for yourself. 

Dec 25, 2010
yes I did. nothing pops up -__________-

 

U MAD? HAHA, jk, go here BUTOS

Dec 25, 2010
yes I did. nothing pops up -__________-

 

U MAD? HAHA, jk, go here BUTOS

Dec 25, 2010
it won't lemme download it ;[

http://www.adobe.com/cfusion/marketplace/index.cfm?event=marketplace.offering&offeringid=10223&marketplaceid=1 HERE FOO, that’s where I downloaded mine. :3

Dec 25, 2010
I don't get how some girls can

Sneeze so peacefully like

I’m sorry but, I sneeze like man… 

Dec 25, 201015 notes
#I don't literally sneeze like a man #Bored AF. #Y AM I SO SEXY? #siikkkee
it won't lemme download it ;[

http://www.adobe.com/cfusion/marketplace/index.cfm?event=marketplace.offering&offeringid=10223&marketplaceid=1 HERE FOO, that’s where I downloaded mine. :3

Dec 25, 2010
LOL hoe, how do you make Gifs?!

This thing called webcam to GIF xD

Dec 25, 2010
LOL hoe, how do you make Gifs?!

This thing called webcam to GIF xD

Dec 25, 2010
Merry Christmas!

Guess who’s climbin in yo chimneyz tooooniiizzzee?

Dec 25, 2010
#merry christmas &amp; goodmorning #sexy ass face ;D #was suppose to sleep 10 #LOOK AT THE SHADOW
Day 24: Tell us about the last movie you saw in theatres.

The movie UP, that was over 2 years ago.. Yeupp… last movie I saw in theatres..

Dec 24, 2010
For some reason, I have a fear that if I stand in front of a microwave that it's going to explode and I'll die.

Soooo… I never stand in front of a microwave, or I’ll die. LOL.

Dec 24, 2010

jjaayyron:

the way i eat in a public places/restaurant

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they way i eat at home

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just sayin’

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Dec 24, 201032,100 notes
I have the worst temper tantrums..

Dec 23, 2010
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Day 23: Your opinions on Lady GaGa.

Eh. 

Dec 23, 2010
i want to fuck you

Fornication Under Consent of the King. NO.

Dec 23, 2010
i want to fuck you

Fornication Under Consent of the King. NO.

Dec 23, 2010
Dec 23, 20101,043 notes
Listen

joarhee:

mariianna:

Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel Radcliffe has a crush on me.

Daniel: I… what’s her name?

 omg. i love you <3

Dec 22, 2010306,373 notes
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Day 22: Do you play a sport? Tell us about it. If not, tell us about a different hobby you may have.

No, I don’t play any sports at school. I do consider my running as a hobby though. I LOVE RUNNING. I run everyday, but not lately because of the rain. I WANT A TREADMILL lol!

Dec 22, 2010
Dec 22, 2010142 notes
Strawberries Freddie Joachim

k-carig:

♥ diggin this.

Dec 22, 2010
Random fact

jillashley:

I’ve never been on a real date before.

>:O

Dec 22, 201066 notes
LOL OMG SCENE-NAME GENERATOR  → rumandmonkey.com

-radianteclipse:

iwillylovecats:

dothelocomotive:

robblikeaboss:

cuts-on-paper-hearts:

hortonhearsahannah:

heartfeltmelody:

ryanpandalion:

glovesareamazingright:

makinggooduseoftheinsanity:

peeta-:

-breadsticks:

monstreet:

chrisadamdarrengerardlove:

kurtgleefans:

Ducky-Becky Cupcake

Anthony Breakdown

Jessica Aesthetic

Angie Grind

Charlie Abandonment

Cameron Castration… What. I wish I was joking.

Daniel Hellatious
rightio 

Ryan Fairyland.

What. lmao.

Nicole Derailed.

Hannah Annihilation…..

Kelly Skellington 

Oh.

Rob FreeToBe

what thats not even c00l

Adriana Aristocrat

But that’s not even my name….It’s Audria.

 Billy Aristocrat lolwth me to…

Makayla Abomination

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME! LMFAOLMFAOASLFJAL;SDJF.

Antoinette Dinasour

LOL, WUT?

Dec 22, 20101,953 notes
That awkward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.

dailyawesomeness:

katyxoxox:

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All the time -_-

Dec 21, 2010161,209 notes
I honestly don't even know how to spell his name anymore. ROFLMFAO. good ex girlfriend huh? (;

HAHA, that’s weird, and I barely realized it when you posted it. Y DEY NO LIEK U?

Dec 21, 2010
I honestly don't even know how to spell his name anymore. ROFLMFAO. good ex girlfriend huh? (;

HAHA, that’s weird, and I barely realized it when you posted it. Y DEY NO LIEK U?

Dec 21, 2010
Day 21: Your favorite subject to study.

Hmmm, well. I actually really like learning about astronomy. So interesting and how vast space really is. The facts just makes so much sense. And it’s amazing what’s out there, what’s bigger than our sun, just how small we really are. Our star’s just one out of every other million, trillion, etc. MORE STARS. LOL, yeah, I can go on and on, soooo, in general, I enjoy science. Besides Bio, I don’t like learning about cells, and having to memorize their functions and etc. 

Dec 21, 2010
Guys, I have so many messages

xooxoxo:

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 I can’t answer all these at once.

Dec 21, 20106,262 notes
#LOL

vanesaxm:

I like a guy who pays attention to the smallest details. It’s cute when a guy knows the little things you like, hate, and small random facts about you. It’s nice if they don’t just pay attention to the big things and actually know you. It’s such a surprise to hear them when they know something about you that you didn’t even know that they knew. 

Dec 20, 201031,490 notes
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Every time I’m with my friends mostly girls, and guys go up to them and compliment THEM, I always ask myself, “What’s wrong with me?” “Am I really that ugly?”. I mean, I know I shouldn’t let this bother me, but it does so muuuccchhh cause it’s ALWAYS them who gets it. I don’t want to sound conceited or anything. 

On the outside, I’m usually like

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Buuutt.. on the inside…

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Dec 20, 2010
#LOL #Yeah I kinda feel stupid for posting this #asfjkaslfjalfa
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